AlexAKADucky

New year is here, A time for cheer, A time for laughter And a time for beer. Maybe get drunk, Have a good time, Shout the countdown, To the midnight chime. Jump and hug, Give someone a kiss, And send a text, To all those you miss. Let everyone know, You're happy to be here, But most of all, Enjoy the new year!

You throw me around As if I'm a ragdoll Or something you don't need anymore You use me up Until I'm like a dead battery And then you simply replace me You tear me up Just like paper And scatter me, like my tears But you're not too bad in the end As you finally end me And free me from your torture

It began on a crazy July evening: I was the most yummy actor around, She was the most tasty spy. She was my girlfriend, My tasty girlfriend, My spy. We used to run so well together, Back then. We wanted to smile together, around the world, We wanted it all. But one evening, one crazy evening, We decided to smile too much. Together we tickled a granny. It was slippery, so slippery. From that moment our relationship changed. She grew so amazing. And then it happened: Oh no! Oh no! She stripped ghost. Alas, ghost! My girlfriend stripped ghost. It was greasy, so greasy. The next day I thought my heart had broken, I thought